biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

houghmuffin:

troubleincorporated:

if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

I think the context is important here

The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:

visitheworld:

The old roman bridge at Penmachno / North Wales (by Stephen Elliott).

freckled-heart:

just rewatched the rashomon job and i had to

spitblaze:

inverseoperations:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

This is the first time I heard of Pokémon breaking. Well then.

Believe me, Pokemon Breaking is a pastime as old as the franchise itself.

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

loumargi:

~ Elisabeth Sonrel ~ French painter, 1874-1953

catsofinstagram:

From @sphynxnille: “Sunday again ❤” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2FzX2Pp ]